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  1. ImpyKim

    ImpyKim Porn Star

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    well he is more a prick than a penis really! But I wish he would shrivel up and die right now!
     
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  2. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    The only way to measure that one is to throw it in a swimming pool and measure the displacement...you know, like a battleship. :)
     
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  3. Igor

    Igor Porn Star

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    You could always get some help - a penis measuring "tag-team".
     
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  4. Igor

    Igor Porn Star

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    Eureka!
     
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  5. ImpyKim

    ImpyKim Porn Star

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    I like that Idea Kimi I will try that one - may attach some cement to see if that helps!
     
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  6. chnrgr

    chnrgr Porn Star

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    Always go metric it sounds so much more impressive 9" sounds great but 228mm sounds massive
     
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  7. x0Bella0x

    x0Bella0x Nerds can be hot too

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    damn. i guess we'd both have to drop to our knees between his legs and use both our hands and mouths... oh well. hopefully he won't mind...
     
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  8. chnrgr

    chnrgr Porn Star

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    You have to make sure the object is completely under water. Then just deduct the bricks you used! ;)
     
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  9. x0Bella0x

    x0Bella0x Nerds can be hot too

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    hahaah.
     
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  10. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    No, I'm sure he'd rise to the occasion...;)
     
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  11. piper

    piper Sex Machine

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    Some people use a rubber tape measure for better results. This method is quite popular
    on gay dating sites. For this reason, they have developed this standardized measure (PDF) to settle all disputes. It contains all necessary instructions.
     
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  12. Druidoak

    Druidoak Porn Star

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    Why does size realy matter, if it makes you happy it's big enough.:mrgreen:
     
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  13. Tdiddy1000a

    Tdiddy1000a Porn Surfer

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    Lmao
     
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  14. aquireit

    aquireit Porn Star

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    Measure it in centimeters and report the results in inches. That is what most guys do.
     
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  15. Charlie_creamer

    Charlie_creamer Porn Star

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    Hmm, well by those standards I have 20" or so! I hope you don't decide the quality of sex by the length of a penis.
     
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  16. tat2'd_ghost

    tat2'd_ghost Sex Lover Suspended!

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    first get drunk and make sure you have a great set of beer goggles on.

    second pull it out {make sure you are NOT outside} thats illegal

    third if you are still standing just eyeball the little thing

    fourth lie about how big it is...........................................................7 inches is an average size.

    so with that tell every body its like 8 1/2 inches

    noone will know untill you show them and they run away laughing at the 5 inches thats trying to get outta your pants
     
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  17. ForMyLittleOne

    ForMyLittleOne Porno Junky

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    Tell everyone you have a small penis. Never met a woman that was disappointed to get 3 or 4 inches extra fun.
     
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  18. tat2'd_ghost

    tat2'd_ghost Sex Lover Suspended!

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    well like my dear ol' grandpappy used to tell me

    boy marry a chick with small hands...........that way it makes your cock look that much bigger
     
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  19. footlovva

    footlovva Juggler of Jiggles

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    Ah so your the troll eh
     
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  20. schultz

    schultz Sex Lover

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    Reminds me of the old joke about the two black guys taking a piss off the bridge. One turns to the other and says "the waters cold, hun." The other replys "ya, deep too."
     
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